Saturday, December 31, 2005

Well, well, well....

For starters, the Amazing Mutant Race 2 is going very well....the Fates have smiled upon MY victory. Even though I have been partnered with Emma Frost, former White Queen (honestly, who didn't see this match-up coming?) I find I am enjoying myself quite well. I have been waiting to try out a new spell that I learned from the canceled TV show "Charmed" I don't want to let the cat out of the bag....but can anyone say "amazon fighting crabs"

So the New Years party was a complete success! Thanks to Paris and all the swallow, self-absorbed friends, I now have the perfect, mindless drones to re-populate Nova Roma once again! Since Paris and her friends were very weak minded people to begin with, I barely had to use my hypnotic powers to have them succumb to my will anyway. All I had to do was lure them away from the rest of the party guests (I told them I was screening a never released episode of Laguna Beach in the Pool house) After that....the rest is history! Mwhahahahaha!!!!

So now that Nova Roma is teaming with life again...I can finally get back to work sacrificing virgins to the volcano and robbing the people of their life essence to ensure my un-dying beauty for all eternity!!

Wednesday, December 28, 2005

New Years Eve plans?

So my sidekick mobile phone started blowin up this morning, it was my closest gal pal, Paris Hilton. I haven’t heard from her since we did our photo shoot for the cover of Rolling Stones magazine (the issue is due out next month) Anyway, the conversation went like this….

Paris- Oh my god…..did you see Project Runway last week?
Me- Shut up! You know it chica….what was up with Danny Franco?
Paris- Oh, I know!!!! I’m glad he left…he had that glazed over look to him…
Me- Not to mention his collection looked like something your grandmother would wear…and don’t even get me started on Santino…
Paris- Shoooot girl….I know, you are preaching to the choir here…Well anyway, what are you doing for New Years Eve….because I have an idea that’s so blazin….

So that leads me to this announcement….Nova Roma will be the site of the most spectacular party! Co-hosted by Selene and Paris Hilton. Of course this party is invitation only! Only the richest, most famous and beautiful will be in attendance. Martha Stewart has even agreed to cater (she owes me for a favor I granted her back in the 80’s) I will also be serving a very exotic cocktail to toast in the New Year….can anyone say “green, glowing, and foaming surprise!”

This should be just the thing to get me out of my recent party slump I’ve been having lately.

Tuesday, December 27, 2005

Greeting From Nova Roma

Well, now that the holidays are over, I am finding myself with some free time. The Hellfire Club held a very exclusive and luxurious Christmas party...Everything was going swimmingly well until Ms. Grey decided to show up and start claiming herself as the Black Queen. I only have one thing to say to you hunny...You look more like the Hellfire's Drag Queen in those boots and hair. Anyway, one thing lead to another and now the Club is left in shambles whilst I get some R&R in Nova Roma. Don't fret though Jean...My revenge will be harsh and agonizing!!! Do you really think Katie Holmes is WILLINGLY marrying Tom Cruise?? Katie only sacrificed ONE goat at my alter in LA a few months ago....I think with a little mind control...I have found a very suitable punishment for her blasphemy! MWAHAHA! Also, I worked really hard on my macaroni painting for the White Elephant gift exchange.....

So yes, back to Nova Roma. It's like sooo dead here. I forgot that after a run in with those New Mutants that everyone was freed of my spell. I need to use my down-time to come up with another brilliant plan to re-populate my country...